belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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