we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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