At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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