Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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