it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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