does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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