am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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