erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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