Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
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