You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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