I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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