no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
