sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Randomize
