Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I puked a lego.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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