How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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