umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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