You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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