how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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