She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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