Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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