I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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