Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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