im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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