So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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