: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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