I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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