My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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