So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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