brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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