I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Randomize