I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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