actually, I'm a sock model
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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