Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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