butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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