i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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