operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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