I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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