we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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