in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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