I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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