you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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