I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
