Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
wakey wakey hands off snakey
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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