Jerry, you need to find god
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Randomize
