It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
should my penis look like a turkey
The beers last night were like the tears from god
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Randomize
