Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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