Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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