Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I have feelings that need drinking.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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