Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i can't believe i had my finger in that
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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