Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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