i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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