Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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