he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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