he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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